☆;; Well, uh,
[ looks down at his cowboy boots ]
☆;; I don’t think I’ll have to worry about tying my shoes anytime soon.
[ well, he wasn’t expecting that, honestly ]
…seems ya got that covered then. So what’s your deal, short stack?
What’s fun around here that isn’t… I dunno, easily found elsewhere?
[ BABY CRIES.MP3 ]
☆;; I-I’m not that short! I’m pretty average for my age!
[ huFFS ]
☆;; If you’re into fried American death, big inflatable cowboys and college football.
☆;; Boy, do I got the thing for you.