jsuislexception:

complxs:

‘Recession’….good lordy, that ain’t a pleasant word.

[ stares at his arm ]

[ snorts ]

Cut him some slack, French isn’t a walk in the park for some native English speakers. 

….he ain’t the worst of the candidates, right?

It’s. Eh.
As long as you’re not from the prairie provinces,
you’re better off.
[..]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY]
[THEN LAUGHS SOME MORE.]
[cough…cough, right.]
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
But, uh… I guess not.
…enough about me though.
How’s it been in cowboy land.

…

You, uh, alright there?

My knowledge on Canadian politics isn’t the best, si no lo ha notado.

Well,

you ever have those periods where people in your place fuck up in a chain so it’s like now you’re everybody’s favorite butt of the joke?

Texas roasting season came in early this year.

jsuislexception:

complxs:

 

For someone who usually gets more snow than me, you sure don’t have any chill. At all. 

[snorts]
Oh, no, believe me, I’m normally a calm person.
I just hate the English.
As plain and simple as that.
But my salt aside, 
how’ve you been, cowboy.

[ shakes ]

f o o t b a l l

you, sangrón?

jsuislexception:

complxs:

jsuislexception replied to your post:Why is it so hot in Texas. Why.

Disgusting. And what do you mean? It’s ‘merci beaucoup, in response, say ‘bienvenue’.

Wait, hold on.

I mean je vous en prie, why do y’all say bienvenue instead of je vous en prie.

I don’t use French a lot okay BV

Because fuck you,
but most importantly,
fuck the English.
Damn anglicism. 

For someone who usually gets more snow than me, you sure don’t have any chill. At all. 

Disgusting. And what do you mean? It’s ‘merci beaucoup, in response, say ‘bienvenue’.

Wait, hold on.

I mean je vous en prie, why do y’all say bienvenue instead of je vous en prie.

I don’t use French a lot okay BV

grisxgris:

“No, but I’m close ‘nough to get a sun burn.”

[ throws a can of sun screen into her hands ]

“I’m already having a sunburn thinking about summer.”

“What you been up to?

grisxgris:

complxs:

grisxgris:

“Thank you-”
“I think everyone hates it.”
“Do you want me to get you a drink?”

---

“Hm? no, it’s cool.”

“…”

“Actually, it’s not cool. It’s humid as hell.” 

“I wonder if the mosquito is dead now.” 

---

“I think.”
“Thanks, darling.”
( kisses his cheek )
“I almost fried on the sidewalk today.”

[ rubs cheeks ]

“I thought it would be more a roast type of burn.”

washingtonias:

complxs:

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“wHO EVEN PRONOUNCES BAG AS ‘BAYG’”

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“Or pillow has “pelloh” and milk as “melk”? Cute west coasters, obviously.”

“I guess you’re an east coaster then.”

grisxgris:

“Thank you-”
“I think everyone hates it.”
“Do you want me to get you a drink?”

“Hm? no, it’s cool.”

“…”

“Actually, it’s not cool. It’s humid as hell.” 

“I wonder if the mosquito is dead now.” 

washingtonias:

complxs:

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“You’re really fucking weird.” 

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“So are you, mister peh-cawn.”

“wHO EVEN PRONOUNCES BAG AS ‘BAYG’”