complxs


☆;; People like you are the reason why I’m insecure about my height. 

wietkoning

Well, we can’t all me tall Dutchmen now can we? That would take the fun out of it for me. At least ya don’t gotta bend too far to tie yer shoes. 

complxs


☆;; Well, uh, 

[ looks down at his cowboy boots ]

☆;; I don’t think I’ll have to worry about tying my shoes anytime soon.